Prince Andrew (10+)
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DISCLAIMER:
This is a parody. If you’re taking it seriously, you’re basically saying out loud that the lizard-robed, baby-blood–latte–sipping elite really do run the planet. Bold choice.
If that’s your vibe, cool — but I’m just the sarcastic messenger.
So instead of suing me, maybe sue your own curiosity.
Do your own research. Bring snacks.
Also — full disclosure — I am a world-class Akashic Records reader, psychic, medium, and channel, particularly to the god Thoth himself. But hey, since you don’t believe in “spiritual nonsense,” how could that possibly be true?
And while we’re at it, my soul happens to be a reincarnation of Jesus, Buddha, Mohammed, Martin Luther King Jr., Joan of Arc, Harriet Tubman, Cleopatra, Boethius, and Imhotep… I could go on, but you get the point.
Still, if you don’t believe reincarnation is real, then what threat could I possibly pose?
Yes… I am telepathically linked to QAnon however he stole my soul codes last time which is why the timing was off. THIS TIME IT IS HAPPENING. However, that’s just a “conspiracy theory” sooo….. :)
BY SCROLLING DOWN YOU AGREE TO SEE CONTENT THAT IS SO SURREAL IT CANNOT POSSIBLY BE SERIOUS. TAKE A CHILL PILL. IT ISN’T POSSIBLE THAT BLOOD DRINKING SATANIST REPTILIANS ARE MANAGING OUR EVERY MOVE WITH AN UNSEEN BLOOD STAINED HAND, POSSESSING OTHER HUMANS TO BE PAEDO RAPISTS IN NON-LINEAR TIME, NOT ONLY RAPING CHILDREN BUT CANNIBALIZING THEM. HOW COULD THAT EVEN BE REAL?
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DISCLAIMER:
This is a parody. If you’re taking it seriously, you’re basically saying out loud that the lizard-robed, baby-blood–latte–sipping elite really do run the planet. Bold choice.
If that’s your vibe, cool — but I’m just the sarcastic messenger.
So instead of suing me, maybe sue your own curiosity.
Do your own research. Bring snacks.
Also — full disclosure — I am a world-class Akashic Records reader, psychic, medium, and channel, particularly to the god Thoth himself. But hey, since you don’t believe in “spiritual nonsense,” how could that possibly be true?
And while we’re at it, my soul happens to be a reincarnation of Jesus, Buddha, Mohammed, Martin Luther King Jr., Joan of Arc, Harriet Tubman, Cleopatra, Boethius, and Imhotep… I could go on, but you get the point.
Still, if you don’t believe reincarnation is real, then what threat could I possibly pose?
Yes… I am telepathically linked to QAnon however he stole my soul codes last time which is why the timing was off. THIS TIME IT IS HAPPENING. However, that’s just a “conspiracy theory” sooo….. :)
